On my never-ending quest to be rich beyond the dreams of Croesus
This one can't go wrong:
A Rudyard Kipling-themed tea-room, serving his world-famous cakes and fancies.
We'll call it the Gunga Diner
This time next year, Rodders, we'll be millionaires
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Yes. We could put it next to the Rikki Tikki Tavern.
This time next year, Scary, ...
Dammit if I had gone here first I would have been first ...
Will you be serving carrots?
That's getting older for you, Debster...
May I be the first pedant to point out that Alan Moore got there first?
Accompanying pun still compiling. Please standby for caffeine injection.
I thought about setting up a "Lion King" themed cafe. But the only thing I could think of for the menu was a "Hakuna Fritata".
Well I got sidetracked by Facebook ...
And an amazing lack of entry in the Tim Tam competition, too...
Great. Now I feel like mongoose.
I'm afraid you're too late to the trough. A Google search for 'gunga diner' nets 303,300 hits.
Soz, Mr. Duck.
After you finished you'll want to save a last round for yourself.
That is an exceedingly good idea, probably!
Ooops, I appear to be getting my ad slogans muddled.
Will you be making "Rib of Rover"? Or "Budgie-on-a-bun"? No?
OK, I'll settle for "Jugged-Riki-Tiki-Tavi" with a side order of otters noses and starling brains then.
Beaten to it by Alan Moore in "The Watchmen" 20 years ago. The bastard. How dare he think of things before you?!
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