I have control of the telephonic device."Hello, 3 Network. How can we help you?"
"Yes - can you tell your sales people to stop ringing my mobile twice a day? The phone rings and you always hang up before I get the chance to pick up."
"Ah-ha!" says the poor phone centre drone sensing early victory, "How do you know it's us?"
"Because your number's all over the internet, including a page called 'SOMEBODY STOP THESE BASTARDS'"
"Oh right. And why do you want us to stop? Do you actually know what these calls are about?"
I sigh. Now I am telling him his job.
"I'm on o2. You are not o2. You want me to buy a phone contract for your rubbish network."
"And do you want to buy a phone contract for our ...er... network?"
"I would much rather be violated by a Kenwood Chef. The one with the dough hook."
"Is that a 'yes', then?"
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Could be worse - it could have been T-Mobile...
Nearly furst.
For the 1st time in my life I had a monthly contract with 02 for a whole week recently. Within that wek I received at least 3 calls like this.
Does everybody with a monthly contract have to put up with this sh1te?
I had a temporary phase of getting nuisance phone company calls. 1. Referee whistle. 2. Put phone down on flat surface while they're crapping on about sales. 3. Block your ears. 4. Blow whistle into speaker.
The calls stop when the ears start bleeding.
My phone. I decide who calls me.
Violated with a dough hook and he thinks that's a 'Yes'
Now we all know how THAT guy spendshis nights off.
You're Abu Hamzaa's boyfriend? Or is that just a fantasy?
I've never ever had a cold call, not even from O2 and I'm with them. At least O2 are English. A friend has several a week from the subcontinet even though he's on TPS. I answer his phone and talk bollocks for a minute. Not in their script. Satisfying.
You're Abu Hamzaa's boyfriend? Or is that just a fantasy?
Worst cover version of Bohemian Rhapsody EVER
Apparently 3 is Rogers in Canadia-speak. With the amount of money those bastards spend on marketing flyers they could afford to charge us reasonable rates.
Their cell coverage ends 2 hours out of town. I don't watch TV. I don't have a land line.
ALL I WANT IS YOUR STINKING INTERNET SERVICES. You'll have to content yourself with that, Rogers.
I must retire now whilst I consider how I really feel about this.
Dawn, Rogers. That's a gift. I'm moving to Canada just to be cold-called.
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