An email!"Dear Mr Coleman," those chaps at Vodafone write for the third time this week, "Good news! You're due an upgrade!"
I am intrigued, for I have only just upgraded my phone to the finest Blackberry rioters can steal.
"You may want to consider upgrading to a phone with e-mail functionality," they tell me, and therein lies the problem.
Because the phone to which I have recently upgraded is the Blackberry Curve 9300.
A Blackberry Curve 9300, connected to the Vodafone network.
Connected to the Vodafone network, on which I am reading their promotional email, BECAUSE IT IS EMAIL-ENABLED.
Stop it, you planks, or I shall have to mock you on my blog.
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I suppose it's like that mail-shot that The National Society for the Blind sent out in order to increase membership. Or the doorbell on the HQ of the National Institute for the Deaf on Gower St. which one day had a sign on it saying "Out of Order"*
*100% of TRUE - I used to work opposite.
Hi Alastair,
Liked the Scaryduck blog. Mine's a bit more miserable, at http://globaldot.net
But if you spent all day hunting elephants in Essex you'd be pretty p**d off too mate!
Anyway, the point of all this: my philosophy on blogging works on the premise that Bill Gates must have started with only one transistor, right? So if I could get a highly successful and light hearted blog like yours to link to mine - anything is possible!
Whaddaya think mate?
Regards,
The Elephant Hunter
I have often wondered why they call it a Blackberry "Curve", when it really should be called the "Blackberry More-Or-Less-Rectangular"
Here, I do not actually imagine it may work.
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