After a spate of thefts (Not guilty, m'lud) they've replaced the road sign at Dorset's mankiest hamlet with a frankly massive one. A massive one MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF TURDS.
Right: I need a crane, a selection of shovels and crowbars, and a flat-bed truck. No time to explain. Who's with me?
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Isn't shit a ton what happens the day after you demolished the cheese board?
That's the size of turd Duncan Bannatyne sends his ex wife in a the post - is that what the mission is?
Did you know that the River Piddle goes through Shitterton?
It would be a superlative prank to cast two additional copies of this out of fibreglass, one labelled SHITTON, the other SHITTIESTON.
That's all I got.
Sorry SHITTESTON
An entire town with houses all shaped like toilets? How quaint.
In bank lane if I'm not mistaken!
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