This was on the back of Jane's Easter egg this year, and frankly, my mind is utterly blown.
Who knew that we live in a world where there are owls without the ability to hoot, without the ability to make their owly voices heard?
We here at the Give A Voice To Owls Who Can't Hoot Foundation have made it our life's work to end this travesty of
And for this work, we need your help in providing the very staples that owls need to thrive: Beer, Money and Chocolate. Send as much as you can. And the new Ultravox album, as well. These poor owls need your help, and Ultravox.
In the words of Bono: "Every time I click my fingers, an owl is scared by a man clicking his fingers"
WE SHALL OVERCOME!
I am not mad.
5 comments:
And your slogan shall be
"Give A Hoot, For Those That Can't"
Come on, be honest. The chocolate's for Jane. You can have the rest of the stuff though. Poor owls.
Bah. They're just shamming. Send 'em Hootie and the Blowfish instead of Ultravox. That'll learn 'em.
A new Ultravox album is reason to go on living.
Is a chocolate owl a brown owl? and if you squeeze it does a chocolate egg pop out?
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